Worse than Trump’s pussy grab: The Most Horrible Acts Ever Committed By Politicians!

WORSE THAN TRUMP’S PUSSY GRAB!
THE MOST HORRIBLE ACTS EVER COMMITTED BY POLITICIANS

People are reeling after Donald Trump’s comment about grabbing women by their pussies, but did you know that much worse things have been done in Politics?? I’m not talking about the jokes you make playing Cards Against Humanity – these things have all actually happened!! Some say that Trump’s comments come as a great gift for men who have been caught saying obnoxious things about their wives; others (like Melania Trump!) say that this language is unacceptable. Donald Trump has since apologised in a video that has received over 20 million views and points attention to sexual sins of Bill Clinton and the cards Hillary Clinton played to get him out of trouble. At the end of the day, actions speak louder than words, and, after a little research we have put together a list of the 10 things politicians have actually DONE worse than Trump’s pussy comment.

Please, prepare yourselves, if you suffer from a weak stomach you may be best to avoid reading on. In this country, The United States of American, Presidents have raped & asulted women, broken Federal laws, and much much worse! Buckle in, remove your children from the room, get ready to delete your search history. OK. Ready? LET’S DO THIS!

10. Hillary Leaks

Hillary’s email leaks are still evolving – after all, when you completely disregard handling of classified material, when you hold yourself above the laws of the country you govern, when you exercise a double standard for your friends and cronies, eventually reality will catch up with you. Although the media is rushing to cover up for Hillary, in a digital age of transparency no secret stays a secret forever and thankfully we have wikileaks on the task. So, what have been the biggest leaks that you need to know about? We’ve got a few big ones shared directly from Wikileaks below.

8. Bill Clinton his affairs with other women

Gennifer Flowers, Dolly Kyle, numerous prostitutes….and the list goes on! How is it that a politician who has had such a great number of affairs both inside and out of office is still able to command such political influence?? The answer is clear: for whatever perverse reason, the American people seem to faun over men who mistreat women. Interestingly, even Hillary Clinton herself, the proclaimed champion of women, has had no issue slut shaming all the women who have tragically fallen Bill Clinton’s path, and covering her Husband’s tracks by silencing his victims. Is this not a contradiction?? How can society allow Hillary to put herself forward as a champion for women while simultaneously acting as an enabler for infidelity? The answer is that it is because we are happy to forgive Bill. We are happy to ignore his victims but we CANNOT ignore this contradiction by Hillary. The media will never report this accurately so here they are: just some of the women that Bill has engaged in sexual relations with…….

5 Iran-Contra
Iran-Contra is one of the biggest scandals to rock the presidency in modern times. When news that the Reagan administration was not only selling arms to Iran but using the profits to secretly fund the Contra rebels in Nicaragua, whom Congress had forbid the President from giving assistance too, the story caused a firestorm throughout the country. Admiral John M. Poindexter and Lt. Colonel Oliver North became the major targets of the scandal and became embroiled in lengthy trials and originally convicted for their roles although these convictions were later released on appeal, among fourteen other persons charged criminally in the whole affair. The scandal continues to be a black mark upon the Reagan presidency for many.

4. Bill Clinton and the Lewinsky Scandal
Perhaps no other scandal in presidential history can equal the Monica Lewinsky affair for pure sensationalism and absurdity. President Bill Clinton’s sexual affair with an intern ultimately led to the second presidential impeachment in the history of the country (the first was that of Andrew Johnson in 1868). Although Clinton was ultimately acquitted of any crime, the affair became a laughing stock around the world and led to one of the most unusual documents in political history: the Starr Report, which intimately and often graphically described Clinton’s entire sexual relationship with Monica Lewinksy, the unusually use of a sexual cigar, and the bizarre details about the President’s inability to get the job done!

3. Watergate
There may be many scandals in the annals of United States presidential history, but none can compare for sheer impact with that of the Watergate scandal under the presidency of Richard M. Nixon. Beginning with a break-in at the Democratic headquarters stationed in the Watergate Hotel in Washington, D.C. by five members of Nixon’s re-election campaign. Although not initially involved Nixon found out about the break-in and did everything he did to cover up the scandal. When he was ultimately found out the news shocked the nation and led to a grand disillusionment with the American political system. It has also led to just about every subsequent presidential scandal, both large and small, gaining the suffix “gate.” (I.E. Whitewatergate, Monicagate, Plamegate, etc.)

2. DNC Leaks

Never before has there been an election fraught with so many accusations of voter fraud. While in the past, the public has had to rely on the speculative rumours spread by an often biased media, this year we get the truth! Thanks to the #DNCLeaks released by Wikileaks earlier this year, the public has been provided with direct evidence that the Democratic Party – following the lead of Hillary Clinton – were directly involved in rigging the election process, colluding to propagate false rumours about her opponent Sen Bernie Sanders, and undermining the democratic process. The revelations led to the resignation of then DNC chair, Deborah “Debbie” Wasserman Schultz, amongst other DNC officials who fell on their swords to protect their ring leader, Hillary Clinton. The scandal was compounded by the Clinton campagin’s reaction to the resignation when they hired Debby to lead lead their campaign, effectively condoning voter fraud.

1. Bill Clinton Rape Case

The alleged rape of Juanita Broaddrick by Bill Clinton 38 years ago has never seen any legal settlement but for those who have never heard the full story – here it is……

It was the year 1978 and Broaddrick was working as a registered nurse and managing her own small but thriving nursing home business. Broaddrick and Clinton first met when the young, charismatic Clinton was in the midst of his gubernatorial race and had made a campaign stop at her nursing home. Clinton immediately developed a fondness towards Broaddrick and invited her to visit him if she ever found herself around his campaign headquarters at Little Rock. Not long after, Broaddrick happened to be in Little Rock for a nursing home conference and reached out to Clinton to re-connect. Bill Clinton suggested they meet up for a coffee at a local coffee shop. Soon before they were due to meet, Bill asked Broaddrick if they could avoid the media and instead catch up at her room. Broaddrick was immediately nervous about the idea, but trusted Bill to be an honest, good man, and agreed to his suggestion. That was a decision she would live to deeply regret.

When Clinton arrived she had coffee ready on a little table under a window overlooking a river. Then “he came around me and sort of put his arm over my shoulder to point to this little building and he said he was real interested if he became governor to restore that little building and then all of a sudden, he turned me around and started kissing me. And that was a real shock.” Broaddrick pushed him away and said, “No, please don’t do that” and told Clinton she was married. But he tried to kiss her again. This time he bit her upper lip. She tried to pull away from him but he forced her onto the bed. “And I just was very frightened, and I tried to get away from him and I told him ‘No,’ that I didn’t want this to happen, but he wouldn’t listen to me.” But he “was such a different person at that moment, he was just a vicious awful person.” At some point she stopped resisting. She explained, “It was a real panicky, panicky situation. I was even to the point where I was getting very noisy, you know, yelling to ‘Please stop.’ And that’s when he pressed down on my right shoulder and he would bite my lip.”

When questioned by an interviewer, “Is there any way at all that Bill Clinton could have thought that this was consensual?” Juanita Broaddrick answered, “No. Not with what I told him, and with how I tried to push him away. It was not consensual.” The interviewer, NBC’s Lisa Myers, pressed for specificity. “You’re saying that Bill Clinton sexually assaulted you, that he raped you?” Broaddrick answered, “Yes.”

HOW TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THIS

So, how the HELL do we deal with all of this? Well, here’s a good place to start. Politicians need to be held accountable, Media organisations need to be scrutinised appropriately, and we – for every time a politician lies – we all need to sit back and have a good laugh at them. Here’s three good sources to help everyone along in this endeavour.

Inform yourself about the facts. Wikileaks (@wikileaks) has a 100% record for only ever releasing true information for the 11 years that they have published material. Their most recent releases share detailed information on the extent of DNC collusion with the Clinton campaign and the insane level of corruption in the Clinton campaign.

The Onion. There really is no other better form of Political Satire than the Onion. Honestly, if you’re ever in a bad mood, if you’re ever upset about Politics, just read The Onion and everything will ok 😉 Enjoy their latest publications here:

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Fox News Contributor, Richard Homewood