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Welcome to our page dedicated to serious and intensive scientific research into the decaying and dysfunctional political systems we know and love. We want your opinion on the world at large. Feel up to the task? Scroll down and start taking the polls right away. Thank you for helping us with our studies. Major universities around the world are waiting for the results.

If you removed Trump’s pants, what would you see there?

A Radish
A Cucumber

A Squash
A Giant Pepper

Which politician has committed the greatest Political Suicide?

Slept with his secretary in the Oval Office ; )
Invaded Iraq for nuclear weapons….none found!!!
Wiretapped the DNC Headquarters

Bragged about the size of his penis in the GOP debate!

Who is more CROOKED: Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?

Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton

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Bernie Sanders
Donald Trump

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What Even Is Political Suicide?

"You've got to play the game" - Daily Squib

Political Suicide is the most aggressive card game on the planet, where players struggle to avoid the greatest suicides of our time while bringing down the political opposition.